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4.7
/ 10
Mediocre
Your AGI aspirations are sky-high, but your pitch is stuck in the pre-alpha stages of understanding what it actually takes to build a company.

Story & Problem

4.0

The vision of 'physical internet' for AGI is bold, but your problem slide just lists generic data center headaches. It's like promising a rocket to Mars but showing me a clogged toilet – technically a problem, but not related to space travel.

Market Size

3.0

You've thrown the entire tech economy into your TAM, then carved out a sliver so small it's effectively invisible. A 0.9% SAM penetration for AGI by 2030? Is your AGI allergic to scale?

Business Model

3.0

You want to sell hardware *and* be an infrastructure-as-a-service provider? That's two businesses. Most founders struggle to execute one; you're just showing me options like it's a Chinese menu. Where's the actual AGI revenue stream here?

Team

9.0

Your CTO has more years in the game than I've been alive, and your advisors are literal internet gods. It's almost insulting that they're attached to a deck that claims a 'physical internet' will achieve AGI.

Traction & GTM

5.0

Sure, $300K in presales and a $120K ARR partnership are decent first steps. But for a project promising to 'achieve AGI,' these are less 'moonshot' and more 'my kid's lemonade stand numbers.'

Design & Clarity

4.0

The aesthetic is slick, but your 'Friggjo Dashboard' typo on the product slide screams 'whoopsie!' Also, a non-clickable demo link in a static PDF? Are you trying to test my patience or your commitment to basic functionality?

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